Speaking of which, it makes me extremely happy to have itunes on shuffle and see a song called "Fluffy's Harp".
| "but I thought you got gingivitis when a ginger kisses you..." "One two buckle my shoe, three four watch a tv show." -My three year old niece :) "Hey now, that's what almost destroyed the Cheetah Girls in the second movie." -Alienor "No offense Frank but you remind me of Shrek. The ogre." "As if there was any other Shrek we could possibly be confused with." "Did you know that bananas are going extinct?" "But what about the monkeys?!" - Catey "It's hotter in here than Satan's womb." -Travis Kath: If these rocks are cold we could lie on them like snakes,and they would absorb the heat from our bodies. Francie: (after feeling the rocks) they aren't really hot or cold Kath: oh, so they're neither hither nor thither "You should get your nose pierced right here." "A septum piercing, they're so cool! You could be a bull!" "Well not if it's called THAT, that's like a cross between septic and rectum." -Cody Haley: Coalton, crack my back! Coalton: What do I look like, a psychiatrist? "And six plus seven, that's like almost 12." -Coalton "Wait, is Anne Frank the one who didn't get off the bus?"-Cody Mom: I feel like Gumby, I'm being very mechanical. Sara: Is Gumby very mechanical? Mom: Well, no... Sara: Isn't Gumby the opposite of mechanical? Mom: The little clay one? Well you know someone has to move him mechanically...oh man I'm going to wet my pants...BUT I'M NOT WEARING PANTS! "Wait, is Rumpelstiltskin from the Bible?" -Nick haha And in its place I shall share a lovely passage from one of my favorite philosophers: Now one autumn morning when the wind had blown all the leaves off the trees in the night,and was trying to blow the branches off, Pooh and Piglet were sitting in the Thoughtful Spot and wondering. "What I think," said Pooh, "is I think we'll go to Pooh Corner and see Eeyore, because perhaps his house has been blown down, and perhaps he'd like us to build it again." "What I think," said Piglet, "is I think we'll go and see Christopher Robin only he won't be there, so we can't." "Let's go and see everybody," said Pooh. "Because when you've been walking in the wind for miles, and you suddenly go into somebody's house, and he says, 'Hallo,Pooh, you're just in time for a little smackerel of something,' and you are, then it's what I call a Friendly Day." Piglet thought that they ought to have a Reason for going to see everybody, like Looking for Small or Organizing an Expotition, if Pooh could think of something. Pooh could. "We'll go because it's Thursday," he said, "and we'll go to wish everybody a Very Happy Thursday. Come on, Piglet." They got up; and when Piglet had sat down again, because he didn't know the wind was so strong, and had been helped up by Pooh, they started off.. They went to Pooh's house first, and luckily Pooh was at home just as they got there, so he asked them in, and they had some, and then they went on to Kanga's house, holding on to each other, and shouting, "isn't it?" and "What?" and "I can't hear." By the time they got to Kanga's house they were so buffeted that they stayed to lunch. Just at first it seemed rather cold outside afterwards, so they pushed on to Rabbit's as quickly as they could. "We've come to wish you a Very Happy Thursday," said Pooh, when he had gone in and out once or twice just to make sure that he could get out again. "Why, what's going to happen on Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when Pooh had explained, and Rabbit, whose life was made up of Important Things, said "Oh, I thought you'd really come about something," they sat down for a little ... and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again. The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout. "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully. "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbits clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain." There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything." |
